Posted by: justjackandjane | June 22, 2008

If The Incredible Hulk can be kidnapped, are any of us really safe?

LOWELL, Mass. — Missing: an eight-foot-tall green man wearing ripped purple pants and missing his feet.

Police in Lowell, Mass., say a promotional statue for the movie “The Incredible Hulk” disappeared from its spot in front of a local theater this week.

Police Capt. James McPadden says the statue is probably some kid’s bedroom. But he thinks more than one person was involved and that a car or pickup truck was needed to whisk it away.

The statue is missing its feet because it was bolted to a platform and whoever took it snapped it off at the ankles.

My editorial: Not only does this devalue the statue but The IH is surely eligible for disability…….

 


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  1. OMG! How funny! Maybe the IH saw a little old lady in distress and had to make a fast get-a-away!

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  3. OMG – this so reminds me of an adventure by some friends in high school. They thought it would be wise to steal one of those 20-foot-tall inflatable Santa balloons and set it up at a party. What they failed to realize was that the County police could EASILY spot a 20′ Santa from their helicopter, especially when it was setup and lit in the middle of a field. Duh! And since one of those inflatables is around $1,200, it was considered a capital crime. Ouch!


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